corgeez:

First, a joke:
Corgi walks into a bar and asks for a drink.Bartender tells the corgi, “Sure, it’ll be $2.”Corgi says “I’m sorry, I can’t pay that.”Bartender asks “What kind of corgi can’t even pay for his own drink?”Corgi replies “PemBROKE”
Corgum - (noun)
Corgum is the plural of corgi.  It can be a group or pack of corgis, generally being ridiculous.  You can sometimes use it when a single corgi is being silly or weird, such as “Why are you riding that skateboard, silly corgum?”
Beware of large packs of corgum.  They can suffocate you in derp or wipe out your supply of peanut butter.
Definition has been verified in this video.

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corgeez:

First, a joke:

Corgi walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
Bartender tells the corgi, “Sure, it’ll be $2.”
Corgi says “I’m sorry, I can’t pay that.”
Bartender asks “What kind of corgi can’t even pay for his own drink?”
Corgi replies “PemBROKE”

Corgum - (noun)

Corgum is the plural of corgi.  It can be a group or pack of corgis, generally being ridiculous.  You can sometimes use it when a single corgi is being silly or weird, such as “Why are you riding that skateboard, silly corgum?”

Beware of large packs of corgum.  They can suffocate you in derp or wipe out your supply of peanut butter.

Definition has been verified in this video.

NICK DISANO LOOK

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